Starkers 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Its from the league of gentlemen you tool. The butchers sold 'special meat' and it gave people nosebleeds... what on earth did you think it meant?! I know that How can a nosebleed be a pain in the arse, or is that where your nose is? (oh and welcome to AD Dave, as you can see, we like a bit of banter on here ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
V6Hughes 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Disappointed its only me that answered the extended questions! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 lol..........oh no - no nosebleeds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlfaDave 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 But so worth it! However if your nose is next to your arse then I'd go to the Docs, bleeding or not... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alfapud 1 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 Can I just confirm for the record; I am nobodies wife good! because.... you're my wife now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlfaDave 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 My mum always told me to be wary of strangers from Derbyshire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alfapud 1 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 derbyshire born and bred strong in the arm thick in the head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlfaDave 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 The only time I get to Derbyshire these days is when I take the car to Roger at Peak Alfa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted July 19, 2011 The only time I get to Derbyshire these days is when I take the car to Roger at Peak Alfa. that sounds downright rude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlfaDave 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Oh dear It's not as bad the time I took a van to a garage in California that was part of the chain called Allylube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 You will fit right in here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starkers 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 But so worth it! However if your nose is next to your arse then I'd go to the Docs, bleeding or not... So there! BUMNOSE Munky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Just to forewarn you lot of filthy smut-meisters... the extended questions (with karls agreement) have been deemed perhaps a bit too much for any potential newbies to read or answer... so they are going to be grouped together along with the responses to them, and moved to the general chit chat lounge so they don't scare off any potential members. Please feel free to continue them in there once its done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrsAlfa 58 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Sounds like a plan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlfaRobeo156V6 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Hi my names AlfaRobeo i drive a 1998 Alfa 156 2.5 v6 which i am slowly modifying to produce more power more than style as i love the way it looks, it's been my dream to own 1 of these cars since the day it was released. I bought it in feb and have been obsessed with it since lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Welcome to here Feel free to look around and if you have any questions about mods/technical stuff post them up in the tech sections and I'm sure someone will be able to help Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan 46 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Hi my names AlfaRobeo i drive a 1998 Alfa 156 2.5 v6 which i am slowly modifying to produce more power more than style as i love the way it looks, it's been my dream to own 1 of these cars since the day it was released. I bought it in feb and have been obsessed with it since lol. Welcome to AlfaDriver, AlfaRobeo156V6 (what can we call you for short? ) Have a mooch around the various sections and settle in. You'll like it around here. Without wanting to make his head swell up too much, we also have one of the best Alfa techs on the net, in the form of AlfaDriver user Smaky. Just to forewarn you lot of filthy smut-meisters... the extended questions (with karls agreement) have been deemed perhaps a bit too much for any potential newbies to read or answer... so they are going to be grouped together along with the responses to them, and moved to the general chit chat lounge so they don't scare off any potential members. Please feel free to continue them in there once its done. Good plan, Batman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2spark 6 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 erm.......bear with me. Started moving posts May get a bit confusing here for a while! I've started but it's not going swimmingly Why the hell have they made me a mod Oooh shiny butttons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 you dont have to do it one at a time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2spark 6 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 I just don't know what I did but it seems to have worked Apologies for any interuption to normal service or if in fact I have completely ballsed it up. Regards 2spark moderator Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tess 3 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 aw twoey, your sooo clever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moon_blue 92 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 What's your AlfaDriver forum name: moon_blue Whereabouts in the world are you?: Aberdeenshire What are you driving these days?: Awesome GT 1.9JTD in moon blue with grey leather How did you find AlfaDriver?: Acapulco Al Describe your introduction to the Alfa Romeo brand: many years ago I went through a phase of Alfa ownership, the affair started with a S1 33 1.5 Veloce. This was written off a month after purchase, so another 33 was purchased, the same 1.5 veloce. From this I went to a 33 1.7 P4, which was great fun to drive. But the centre prop bearing kept failing so she was chopped in for a 155, then after selling that I had a 10 year hiatus... until I saw the GT... Outside of Alfa Romeo, what are your interests?: Cetaceans, watches and DIY. What do you do for a living?: Geovisual consultant Tell us an interesting/crazy/unusual fact about yourself: cant think of anything What's your "special skill"?: Jack of all master of none. If money was no object, what four vehicles would be in your dream garage?: - Dream daily driver: Maserati 3200GT - Dream track car: 8C - Dream all-rounder: GT - Wildcard entry: Ferrari 599XX What are you personally hoping to get out of AlfaDriver?: to meet like minded folks in a friendly and affable atmosphere. And finally, describe yourself in five words: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alfapud 1 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 hey moon blue! what does a geovisual consultant entail? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moon_blue 92 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 hi there, basically its a posh name for cartography, but not traditional chart cartography, its the creating and analysis of GIS (Global Information Systems) maps. I work in the Survey and Geo Engineering sector which involves both alternative energy projects as well as oil and gas, looking at such things as wind farm planting and the associated cabling, rig placement and all associated survey designs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan 46 Report post Posted July 20, 2011 Well, that all sounds very posh! Greetings to you from AlfaDriver, moon_blue. You're very welcome to share in our little corner of the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
