Alfapud

i find you using, the word 'gay' as an adjective in this context very offensive!

thought this was going to be about your hair

oh and go for black! do the alloys as well!

i reckon...... you are going to get a lot of people asking you how much you would do their cars for!

what!?

i got you a present for when you get the car sparky!

getting rarer and more expensive now though

like the hydra mate, try and get rid of me I'll come back stronger

Ahh i see, gifted his way in there did he? say no more!

i just read between the lines gaz!

i don't see how that's an insult are you saying i manage to attract girls just by talking to them rather than taking advantage of them whilst they're intoxicated...? i have never been complimented in such a way!

who needs chat up lines

where is the cake?