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Everything posted by Morgan
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Welcome to AD, Lorenzo. You'll find this place pretty friendly. If you're after politics, may I recommend https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/prime-ministers-office-10-downing-street
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Now you come to mention it... Getting back into the swing of posting on an internet forum is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First you must pluck up the courage to get going. Find yourself a suitable subject and let your imagination run wild. Despite what people might say, everyone loves it when you get a bit adventurous. Once you've laid down your best ideas, try and form a bit of structure (if it’s been a while, this may take a little longer than usual). Don’t neglect to wax lyrical throughout your piece – this will undoubtedly help as you get to the end and start to dry up. At the point where you’re sure you have nothing more of value to give, reach a rousing crescendo and finish with a trademark flourish. A quick flick of the wrist should be enough to sign off appropriately, ensuring your target audience gets a good view of the finished product. And remember, Fox Hat, no matter how many hilarious asides you've posted on the internet, Swiss has posted more. Many, many more.
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Go for "B", and ask for a discount, hinting heavily that you'll use them again in future if they do a nice job for you.
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What, without a vote? Bloody mods on this site, doing what the hell they like, without consulting the membership. Diabolical sodding liberty, if you ask me. I've got a good mind to... ... Oh right, er, carry on.
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Good to have you back, Fox Hat.
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Welcome aboard the good ship AlfaDriver, Stephen. As has been neatly said recently, we're "The Alfa forum owned and run by its members".
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But... Oh, forget it.
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Borrow it.
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So, orgigeorgie... What you're saying is that you like big butts, and you cannot lie?
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You know that Dr. Dolittle fella? Well, I'm nothing like that... I don't actually talk to them.
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Did it look like a frog, but was tight like a toad?
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This is basically porn for Biggy.
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Were you wearing sandals/flip flops? If so, you deserve everything you get, ya big girl!
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I'm coming up on the Saturday. And I'm taking lots of drugs to ensure I'm not ill in two days time.
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Looking forward to seeing you lot again. My guts need to settle down first, mind you. Don't want to get into TMI territory, so I'll leave it there.
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Man walks into a car dealership. Man: "I'm a total bastard, what have you got?" Dealer: "Well, I have some lovely Audis and Mercs..." Man: "I really am a horrible, horrible person." Dealer: "Ah, you'll be wanting a BMW, then." Man: "Sounds more like it, what have you got?" Dealer: "I have a lovely 5-Series here." Man: "Listen, I pushed an old lady over the other day." Dealer: "Right, you'll be needing an X5." Man: "I don't think you understand, I punched a 7 year old girl in the face yesterday." Dealer: "In that case, I have just the car for you - the X6." Man: "Excellent! Does the sat-nav know where Poland is?"
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I KNEW I'd seen NB's car somewhere before! Good spot, K9d and Gaz.
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Welcome back, munkster. To clear a few things up: 1) It's Bimmer (Anjenha's totally right). 2) Correct. I do have a heightened sense of self-importance (though, to be fair, I had that before I had a BMW). 3) I am a walking stereotype (ditto the above... I don't think the BMW made it any worse ). Sometimes a car just fits the person.
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What area did Tony cover before he resigned?
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Welcome aboard the good ship AlfaDriver. PS: I'm not actually the captain of the good ship AlfaDriver, but it goes nicely with my name.
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Similar, Smaky. Similar.
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