MrsAlfa

Wasn't me ...

Well actually no, because I know that statement isn't actually true

Neither did I, if I'm honest! But even I can't do something about that from here!

No chance, Smaky's your man for that! Other problems, see the Ask Mrs Alfa thread

Welcome, DeeeC, come and make yourself at home - we don't bite hard

True, I guess.

No sex again. Ever.

After you.

Leave bike designing to the experts, I think!

*sex wee* Sorry Harry, not yours ... Although it is cute.

NB doesn't look smashed ever - it's only when he tries to a) walk or talk that you can tell ....

AWWWWWWwww

They'll never be allowed in Barney Castle again! And I hate to think what will happen if they find out they're anything to do with SM's new pub!!!

Haha well could be, I suppose - are you insinuating that Smiffy is ?? He's a big bloke, you know, I wouldn't risk that!

Do you think he was perving at Gert?

Our Spider does that sometimes. Actually most of the time. When it's parked and running, not when moving. And that doesn't have aircon. But yours could be stuck on and you're not aware of it maybe?

Have fun, guys.

Have you got the aircon switched on?

You also polished your halo while you were there, eh? Seriously though Smaky, that was a good thing - Sud owners need all the help they can get - I know, we had one

See post above ...

Meh, semantics...

Everyone I've ever spoken to has said they always have to drive in D mode. We had the same when we had our hire Mito.

We've been thinking about getting one though ...

Bet that's only in N mode though - you need it in D mode to get anything out of it.