Morgan's In An Alfa (Again!)

[Morgan 46]

Man walks into a car dealership.

 

Man: "I'm a total bastard, what have you got?"

Dealer: "Well, I have some lovely Audis and Mercs..."

Man: "I really am a horrible, horrible person."

Dealer: "Ah, you'll be wanting a BMW, then."

Man: "Sounds more like it, what have you got?"

Dealer: "I have a lovely 5-Series here."

Man: "Listen, I pushed an old lady over the other day."

Dealer: "Right, you'll be needing an X5."

Man: "I don't think you understand, I punched a 7 year old girl in the face yesterday."

Dealer: "In that case, I have just the car for you - the X6."

Man: "Excellent! Does the sat-nav know where Poland is?"

[twisted_pr 16]

[divadiva 15]

As some of you know, I went from a brand new BMW 320 Coupe to my 147. It was a shock at first to drive, to say the least but I feel 'at one' with the car, let of junctions more and I'm not the Princess I was driving the Coupe (mostly!)

 

Btw, I've always said 'beemer' - never heard anyone say 'bimmer' before (except a few fair folk on here).

[WTFH 10]

If it's bImmer, not beemer, does that mean it's "tasser in a bimmer", not "tosser in a beemer"?

[Bigdar 62]

Best wait and see which of those two Morgan prefers

[Morgan 46]

"Tasser in Bimmer" sound more Germanic, so I'll have that one.

 

 

PS: "Bimmer" is the nickname given to BMW cars. "Beemer" or "Beamer" are nicknames for BMW motorbikes.

[Anjenha 44]

If they read the thread they'd know that

[LJ_GQV 115]

So who's got a beemer?

 

[Bigdar 62]

Zim zimma !

Edited July 21, 2013 by Bigdar

[Anjenha 44]