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'kin bang tidy !
LJ_GQV
OOOOOOSH!
northernbstard
Shamon muther fo EHEE !
If I had my life to live again...' I'd be a plumber '
Gibot123
Loads 'o' money
Sex ...Is not the answer ! Sex is the question, 'Yes' is the answer
Smaky
erm is as good as a yes
A dog IS just for Christmas....If you're Korean !
A turkeys just for xmas, NOT for life!
On a roll !
It's shocking what the Police do to blind people these days !
Drunk in charge of a laptop ..
No muff too rough...We dive, at 5 !
Bazinga !
Grandad style !
When writing....Repetition is a big no-no !
Sick of cliques ??? Join the club
Treat life's problems like your dog would. If you can't eat it or fuck it...Just piss on it and walk away !
Racking up the points !
Auto-correct is my worst enema !
Studying furiously for a DHP in reverse psychology !
I've a cunning plan !
Pssst anyone wanna buy a barra ?
Sold !
Resistance Is futile....
Never go to bed angry....Stay awake and plot your revenge !
You never really know someone until you get seriously drunk with them !
I'm lovin' it !
I love that noise our lass makes ...When she finally shuts the fuck up !
Women are like stamps....We lick 'em and send them on their way !
