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northernbstard

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  1. I'm giving up sexual innuendos for lent...It's so 'kin hard !

  2. Nice bus Is that the Yorkshire Traction Engine Red ???
  3. I was quite clever at school...I got more 'A's than a scouser trying to break up a fight !

  4. If you're easily offended...Go fuck yourself !

  5. Brexiteer , NEVER a 'Remoaner'

  6. I'm not old...I'm developed !!!

  7. Teamwork, makes the dream work ....

  8. My wish is to go thru more middle aged women than Gordons Gin !

  9. I'd like to go thru more middle aged women than Gordons Gin

  10. Where can I get an uprated top dogs bollocks replacement clutch from ffs The re-map I had done has fucked up the original clutch big time.
  11. A few flaws in there that stopped me in my tracks so will do it the old fashioned way... 56 year old, 9 years NCB driving an 09 reg Alfa Romeo 1.6 jtdm Mito ! A few changes as in... Different wheels from standard, lowered,rear tinted windows, re-mapped, non standard rear valance, duplex exhaust, re-badged, 1/4 carbon vinyl wrapped, upper strut brace, Italian Tricolor stickers .... Quote me good and quote me here mucker
  12. What he said... Tried joining the Italian Mito owners club myself to no avail
  13. Stay alert...Your country needs good lerts !

  14. 'kin dogs danglies
  15. Democracy....Where any 2 idiots can outvote a genius !

  16. Might just do that Mrs A, thanks for the heads up
  17. Just been diagnosed with hypochondria...'kin knew there was something wrong with me !

  18. English language is weird...It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though !

  19. Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day....Give a dog a toffee and you'll piss yourself laughing for half an hour !

  20. Well someone had to be Joking apart...Welcome to the depleting fold
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