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Kids and wife for sale

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Need to sell this items to fund my next car a 3.2gt in black or that nice alfa blue color,

Right the wife, good at cooking, makes nice cakes and good at gardening early 30's so still got some life in her and if you use the right whip a very good workhorse

Recent service with full Smiffy service history(book stamped) calm temperment 3 weeks out of 4 bargin at £4000

1st kid Young lad under 10, read slightly, write, copys words perfectly, doesn't winge and does as his told great helper £2000

2nd kid young female under ten, can wash up dry up and put dishes away, good at school and very well behaved *cough* Bargin £2500

can split but would rather sell as a package for quick sale

 

Call me for futher details

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I can vouch for the wifes bbq skills... she cooks a mean chunk'o'chicken!

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Good luck with the sale, been trying to sell mine for years !

:LOL::LOL:

 

market isn't right at the moment then :sad:

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Have any of them been recently serviced?

 

Wife was serviced last night and might need another one tonight aswell, gets dirty quick :whistle:

 

fuck me she will batter me if she saw this thread :LOL::LOL:

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"ALFA Driverdear? Never heard of it, I'm a proud member of ALFAOwner :teehee:

 

A man called Smiffy said what about his wife and kids? Well he is very naughty, I'd never want to sell you my sweet angel of light."

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might ask munky for a name change now

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