Unable To Reply To PMs If A Newbie!!

[noonan mckane 3]

...is that right? I had a PM, and it seems I can't send a PM, because I'm a newb.

 

I've a good mind to send a stiffly worded letter to someone, demanding some sort of action.....

[jhc 28]

Sorry about that, if you have any issues feel free to pm me your grievances

 

Its just an anti-spam measure, within a few posts (cant remember how many) you'll have full access to all the forum bits and bobs.

[mokicat 24]

Ermmmmm I think it's 10 posts it's to try and stop spammers (soz). You should be able to use chat straight awaythough. Keep posting

 

Ahem send your letter to munky or me

[Vard66 1]

Suspicious character, this Noonan. Keep your eyes on him.

 

[noonan mckane 3]

As we speak, my legal team are opening a thread called "This Is An Outrage", and posting 'this is an outrage' in it 10 times, after which they will send a stiffly worded PM to your legal people.

 

There's gonna be consequences and repercussions, dammit!

[jhc 28]

Be sure to make at least one of the 'this is an outrage's in large font, coloured red, bold and underlined... because a point isnt a point unless its in big red underlined letters!

[mokicat 24]

As we speak, my legal team are opening a thread called "This Is An Outrage", and posting 'this is an outrage' in it 10 times, after which they will send a stiffly worded PM to your legal people.

 

There's gonna be consequences and repercussions, dammit!

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOOO you got a legal team?

 

In Ayrshire

[noonan mckane 3]

.....Krystof Von Dongalot? Seriously?

 

Christ almighty, Vard.

[noonan mckane 3]

As we speak, my legal team are opening a thread called "This Is An Outrage", and posting 'this is an outrage' in it 10 times, after which they will send a stiffly worded PM to your legal people.

 

There's gonna be consequences and repercussions, dammit!

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOOO you got a legal team?

 

In Ayrshire

 

Yeah I have. Batter your legal team any day.

[Vard66 1]

 

Welcome to here, Gary.

[mokicat 24]

 

bring it on

 

in big red letters only .

[jhc 28]

.....Krystof Von Dongalot? Seriously?

 

Christ almighty, Vard.

 

 

baaahahahaha!

 

took the words out of my mouth

 

 

Oh and yeah we have a legal team, its me... what of it? I'm a proper lawyer I am... well... I represented myself in court a few times, and had 58 points on my licence to show for it.

 

58, yes you heard it right, that my friends is a hell of an achievement, thus I am a good lawyer.

[noonan mckane 3]

My legal team have advised me that big red letters are well poncey. They want to advise your legal team that they will square go them, at the swings behind the chip shop.

 

Failure to keep this appointment will constitute pure shiteing it out of a square go.

[jhc 28]

my legal team are calling unfair play... we don't understand scottish.

[Vard66 1]

thus I am a good lawyer.

 

Just not terribly great at, y'know, actually upholding the law

[noonan mckane 3]

.....Krystof Von Dongalot? Seriously?

 

Christ almighty, Vard.

 

 

baaahahahaha!

 

took the words out of my mouth

 

 

Oh and yeah we have a legal team, its me... what of it? I'm a proper lawyer I am... well... I represented myself in court a few times, and had 58 points on my licence to show for it.

 

58, yes you heard it right, that my friends is a hell of an achievement, thus I am a good lawyer.

 

Be serious: Have you contested speeding charges, in a court, on yer own? Really?

[noonan mckane 3]

A square go is a fight, your honour.

[jhc 28]

 

Be serious: Have you contested speeding charges, in a court, on yer own? Really?

 

No, it was for other driving offences... and as the point score confirms, I was really really shit at it

[mokicat 24]

A square go is a fight, your honour.

 

pssssssssst he won't know what a square go is lmao

[noonan mckane 3]

I was hauled up in July for doing 98 in a 70, on Easter Monday. Magistrate wanted to ban me, despite my having no points previous. He settled for giving me 8 points and a £400 fine, before being reminded by my lawyer that he could only hand out 6 points at a time.

 

You sleep a little easier when you realise our elders and betters are so wise.

 

Twat.

 

Lawyer cost me £300, so £700 in all. Totally worth it to see the look on the beak's face when he was exposed for not knowing the law he was being paid to uphold.

 

Twat. (Did I say that already?)

[mokicat 24]

Name that sheriff.........does it begin with "g"?

[jhc 28]

sheriff?

 

Is scotland like the wild west?

[mokicat 24]

Yep in district and high courts we have sheriffs (majistrates)............not badge bang, bang sherrifs doh!

[jhc 28]

what a let down.

[mokicat 24]

They generally are