noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 ...is that right? I had a PM, and it seems I can't send a PM, because I'm a newb. I've a good mind to send a stiffly worded letter to someone, demanding some sort of action..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Sorry about that, if you have any issues feel free to pm me your grievances Its just an anti-spam measure, within a few posts (cant remember how many) you'll have full access to all the forum bits and bobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Ermmmmm I think it's 10 posts it's to try and stop spammers (soz). You should be able to use chat straight awaythough. Keep posting Ahem send your letter to munky or me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vard66 1 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Suspicious character, this Noonan. Keep your eyes on him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 As we speak, my legal team are opening a thread called "This Is An Outrage", and posting 'this is an outrage' in it 10 times, after which they will send a stiffly worded PM to your legal people. There's gonna be consequences and repercussions, dammit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Be sure to make at least one of the 'this is an outrage's in large font, coloured red, bold and underlined... because a point isnt a point unless its in big red underlined letters! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 As we speak, my legal team are opening a thread called "This Is An Outrage", and posting 'this is an outrage' in it 10 times, after which they will send a stiffly worded PM to your legal people. There's gonna be consequences and repercussions, dammit! OOOOOOOOOOOO you got a legal team? In Ayrshire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 .....Krystof Von Dongalot? Seriously? Christ almighty, Vard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 As we speak, my legal team are opening a thread called "This Is An Outrage", and posting 'this is an outrage' in it 10 times, after which they will send a stiffly worded PM to your legal people. There's gonna be consequences and repercussions, dammit! OOOOOOOOOOOO you got a legal team? In Ayrshire Yeah I have. Batter your legal team any day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vard66 1 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Welcome to here, Gary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 bring it on in big red letters only . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 .....Krystof Von Dongalot? Seriously? Christ almighty, Vard. baaahahahaha! took the words out of my mouth Oh and yeah we have a legal team, its me... what of it? I'm a proper lawyer I am... well... I represented myself in court a few times, and had 58 points on my licence to show for it. 58, yes you heard it right, that my friends is a hell of an achievement, thus I am a good lawyer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 My legal team have advised me that big red letters are well poncey. They want to advise your legal team that they will square go them, at the swings behind the chip shop. Failure to keep this appointment will constitute pure shiteing it out of a square go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 my legal team are calling unfair play... we don't understand scottish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vard66 1 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 thus I am a good lawyer. Just not terribly great at, y'know, actually upholding the law Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 .....Krystof Von Dongalot? Seriously? Christ almighty, Vard. baaahahahaha! took the words out of my mouth Oh and yeah we have a legal team, its me... what of it? I'm a proper lawyer I am... well... I represented myself in court a few times, and had 58 points on my licence to show for it. 58, yes you heard it right, that my friends is a hell of an achievement, thus I am a good lawyer. Be serious: Have you contested speeding charges, in a court, on yer own? Really? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 A square go is a fight, your honour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Be serious: Have you contested speeding charges, in a court, on yer own? Really? No, it was for other driving offences... and as the point score confirms, I was really really shit at it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 A square go is a fight, your honour. pssssssssst he won't know what a square go is lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noonan mckane 3 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 I was hauled up in July for doing 98 in a 70, on Easter Monday. Magistrate wanted to ban me, despite my having no points previous. He settled for giving me 8 points and a £400 fine, before being reminded by my lawyer that he could only hand out 6 points at a time. You sleep a little easier when you realise our elders and betters are so wise. Twat. Lawyer cost me £300, so £700 in all. Totally worth it to see the look on the beak's face when he was exposed for not knowing the law he was being paid to uphold. Twat. (Did I say that already?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Name that sheriff.........does it begin with "g"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 sheriff? Is scotland like the wild west? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 Yep in district and high courts we have sheriffs (majistrates)............not badge bang, bang sherrifs doh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 what a let down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted October 23, 2011 They generally are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites