Sphinx

Just seen this also...that Alfa is gorgeous

Link to eBay listing?

No, don't! I'm enjoying your posts. Especially that first Jag...

Proof: BMW M3 Convertible - Hairdresser BMW M3 - Sphinx's future car Just saying.

http://www.alfatunemotorsport.co.uk/ ??? Reckon he'd do me a remap in return for a site redesign? It's in desperate need for one...

I'd have an Audi A4 1.9 TDi over an Almera 1.4 petrol any day of the week. Oh, Sphinx. To be fair, once I'm finished with this Audi, I'd probably keep it over an Almera GTI...

But I can't be tempted by any cars on this thread...mainly because the car might be cheap, but there's no way in hell I can legally get behind the wheel...£250 for a cheap to insure Almera that I KNOW Harry has parts hanging about for, I am honestly tempted to jack the Audi in and buy it...

Hold on, mate... You're tempted by a Nissan Almera 1.4? A Nissan Pulsar N14 GTi-R, I could understand. A Nissan Primera P10 eGT, I could understand. A Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R, I could understand. At a push, the Nissan Almera N15 GTi. But a frigging Almera 1.4?!?!? Have you lost the plot, son? That motor's "temptingly cheap" for a reason... It's SHITE. It's 250 quid. It's actually cheap in insurance. When I say I'm tempted, I'm tempted because both car and insurance are affordable...and there's sooooo much stuff I would do to it. Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk

But munky...I've seen the potential of an Almera...and if done right, they can be rather nice machines Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p GOD DAMNIT NOW I'M TEMPTED

You're better off with a thorough service than a remap...it's a lot of money to have 15 extra horses temporarily... Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk

I believe it was Smaky who told me that 6 months down the line the ecu will tell the new map to fuck off...if memory serves me correctly it's a waste of money... Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk

What is it. I own an Audi, but I'm as mechanically minded as a seagull.

So, I believe within a month or so I will give into temptation and remap my diseasel Audi. Any recommendations on companies?

The quicker he kills his golf, the quicker he can buy an alfa again

Smaky's going to hit you.

MOT'd until the end of September, and no noises that shouldn't be there, so I'm all good.

Previously owned by 4 blokes who all thought it needed to go faster doesn't really sell it as well. Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk

bodywork is all good except one minute scratch on the back door, and a small rust bubble on the driver side wing - a lot less rust than every other one I found around that age. Wasn't so good in the snow, but now it's melted it's handling like it's on rails Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk

This is actually a really nice dragon green. But yes Anj, I would have loved a quattro. Sent from my HTC EVO 3D X515m using Tapatalk

Mine was £800...so my price tag was better

To be fair, it drives really well. But not even close to the alfa

Don't care what you lot say, I love that black one