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northernbstard

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  1. A day not sober...Is a day often wasted !

  2. A dog IS for Christmas....If you're Korean !

  3. A dog IS just for Christmas....If you're Korean !

    1. Smaky

      Smaky

      A turkeys just for xmas, NOT for life!

       

  4. Alcohol ...Cos sometimes even the truth needs a laxative !

  5. Am I self centered...Or is it just me ????

  6. Apparently, seven out of ten people use the double negative...I ain't never heard such rubbish !

  7. Auto-correct is my worst enema !

  8. Brexiteer , NEVER a 'Remoaner'

  9. Can the last one out switch the lights off !

  10. Cheer up....The worst is yet to come !!!

  11. Democracy....Where any 2 idiots can outvote a genius !

  12. Diarrhoea is such a shitty word to spell !

  13. Don't disturb me....I'm disturbed enough already !

  14. Drunk in charge of a laptop ..

  15. English language is weird...It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though !

  16. Ever thought you could be Psychic ??? You'll know !

  17. Folk who use euphemisms really get on my 'you know what's

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