northernbstard

Resistance Is futile....

Never go to bed angry....Stay awake and plot your revenge !

The louder you scream...The faster we go !

The annoying thing about ignorance is...You'll never know !

www.conjunctivitis.com A site for sore eyes !

You never really know someone until you get seriously drunk with them !

'kin lovin' it !

I'm lovin' it !

'kin bang tidy !

Studying furiously for a DHP in reverse psychology !

Auto-correct is my worst enema !

Women are like stamps....We lick 'em and send them on their way !

I love that noise our lass makes ...When she finally shuts the fuck up !

Sold !

Pssst anyone wanna buy a barra ?

I've a cunning plan !

Racking up the points !

Treat life's problems like your dog would. If you can't eat it or fuck it...Just piss on it and walk away !

My dyslexia is getting whores !

Predictive text is for aunts ...

On a roll !

Must be more to life than work ffs !

Trust your instincts

Windows 8 wasn't my Idea !

aving the anter