northernbstard

Who am I to judge the effects of total memory loss ?

What doesn't kill you....Can hurt like fuck for days !

Can the last one out switch the lights off !

Holidays, hotels and women...3 things that always look better online !

I don't understand what nostalgia is all about ! I reckon I'm missing something

Just ...Drolling !

Wide eyed and ....Legless

Real men...Make their own bubbles in the bath !

Real men....Blow their own bubbles in the bath !

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits ....

Apparently, seven out of ten people use the double negative...I ain't never heard such rubbish !

Life would be a lot easier if I had an Uzi 9mm, an endless supply of bullets and a cast iron alibi !

We can all live to be a hundred if we give up everything that makes us want to live to be a hundred !!!

If I had my life to live again...' I'd be a plumber '

Life's greatest pleasure is 'doing' what folk say' you can't do' !

You're only young once.... But you can always be immature !

I know the voices in my aren't real....But sometimes their ideas are 'kin awesome !

It may well be a small world ... But I wouldn't like to 'kin hoover it !!! .

Who'd have thunk it ? Standards of grammar are on the decline !

When writing....Repetition is a big no-no !

Folk who use euphemisms really get on my 'you know what's

Sick of cliques ??? Join the club

Why did God give men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time ?

Why did God give men a brain and penis but only enough blood to run one at a time ?

Why did God give men a brain and a penis....But only enough blood to run one at a time ?