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Am I self centered...Or is it just me ????
I'm no 'alcholic' I just keep my emotions hydrated....
Make little things count....Teach arithmetic to dwarves !
You'll never catch me running fast...
I reckon 'dwarfism' could be a growing problem !
You can say what you like about 'The freedom of speech'
The only thing between me and my dreams is....Talent
I'll get well known phrases right, later or sooner !
Tea is for mugs !
There's no excuse for laziness... But if you hear of one, let me know !
Why can't they cure dyslexia ffs ? It's not brian sugary !
Procrastinators unite !.... Tomorrow
If you're anxious and you know it, clasp your hands !
Have you tried Korean haggis ? It's the dogs bollocks !
I drink to forget....But I can't remember why !
Don't disturb me....I'm disturbed enough already !
A dog IS just for Christmas....If you're Korean !
Smaky
A turkeys just for xmas, NOT for life!
A dog IS for Christmas....If you're Korean !
My other half thinks I maybe schizophrenic !
Sex ...Is not the answer ! Sex is the question, 'Yes' is the answer
erm is as good as a yes
I don't need fun to have drink !
Resuscitation is shocking !
Is it just me....Or am I someone else ?
A day not sober...Is a day often wasted !
I hate it when I'm writing and get distractits !
