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  1. northernbstard

    How ironic...Disabled toilets are big enough to run around

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    Showing just out of touch the 'Lords' are so far detached from the rest of us mere mortals... It was mooted and petitioned that all the catering establishments in the Houses of Parliament came under 1 catering contractor thus saving us taxpayers an arm and a leg... The 'Lords' had it stonewalled and kicked out of touch on the grounds that ..... 'The champagne may be of inferior quality' WANKERS
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    Apparently ...I dread to think what the No 1 successful car ever sold could be
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    The worlds 2nd most successful selling car to date The humble Lada Riva Which started out in life as a Fiat 124 ...
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    If they let me go into space...I'll be over the moon !

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    Have you tried ' Barn find' on e-bay ??? Some weird and wonderful stuff on there as well as bikes
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    I hope it turns out that I'm an optimist !

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    No matter what goes wrong....There's always a smart arse that knew it would !

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    Ever thought you could be Psychic ??? You'll know !

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    If someone tells you they've lost their voice.....They're lying !!!

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    The 1st rule of the innuendo club is...You can only enter by the back door !!!

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    When your missus tells you she's not talking to you...She's lying

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    Women deserve equal rights .....And lefts !!!

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    What's the speed of dark ???

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    Never trust atoms....They make everything up !!!

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    Invisibility is impossible...It can't be any clearer !

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    It's a good job that' Innuendo ' isn't a crime....Cos I'd definitely be going down !

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    Alcohol ...Cos sometimes even the truth needs a laxative !

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    I can't spell for tofu !

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    If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious ...I'd wonder who the fuck was paying me ,and why ?..

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    If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious...

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    I've been diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic...Why the fuck did you tell them that ???

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    Am I self centered...Or is it just me ????

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    I'm no 'alcholic' I just keep my emotions hydrated....

  25. northernbstard

    Make little things count....Teach arithmetic to dwarves !

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