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I'm a bit like a tissue...Sometimes I come in handy !!!
Pepper mills...Are not to be sniffed at !
When it comes to anagrams...I don't know my earholes from my arsehole !
If I'm not mistaken....'.Tipp Ex' is 'kin useless
Go to bed with an itchy arse....Wake up with a smelly finger !
If 'The sky's the limit'..How come there's footprints on the moon ?
Cheer up....The worst is yet to come !!!
How ironic...Disabled toilets are big enough to run around
If they let me go into space...I'll be over the moon !
I hope it turns out that I'm an optimist !
No matter what goes wrong....There's always a smart arse that knew it would !
Ever thought you could be Psychic ??? You'll know !
If someone tells you they've lost their voice.....They're lying !!!
The 1st rule of the innuendo club is...You can only enter by the back door !!!
When your missus tells you she's not talking to you...She's lying
Women deserve equal rights .....And lefts !!!
What's the speed of dark ???
Never trust atoms....They make everything up !!!
Invisibility is impossible...It can't be any clearer !
It's a good job that' Innuendo ' isn't a crime....Cos I'd definitely be going down !
Alcohol ...Cos sometimes even the truth needs a laxative !
I can't spell for tofu !
If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious ...I'd wonder who the fuck was paying me ,and why ?..
If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious...
I've been diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic...Why the fuck did you tell them that ???
