northernbstard

I'm giving up sexual innuendos for lent...It's so 'kin hard !

I was quite clever at school...I got more 'A's than a scouser trying to break up a fight !

Felching....Sucks !

If you're easily offended...Go fuck yourself !

Brexiteer , NEVER a 'Remoaner'

Brexiteer

EU 16 OUT

I'm not old...I'm developed !!!

EU 16 OUT

Teamwork, makes the dream work ....

My wish is to go thru more middle aged women than Gordons Gin !

I'd like to go thru more middle aged women than Gordons Gin

Stay alert...Your country needs good lerts !

Democracy....Where any 2 idiots can outvote a genius !

Just been diagnosed with hypochondria...'kin knew there was something wrong with me !

English language is weird...It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though !

Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day....Give a dog a toffee and you'll piss yourself laughing for half an hour !

Is it me, or does the 'Green Party' look naive ?

I'm quite good with metaphors...It's not exactly rockethorse surgery is it !

Whiteboards are remarkable !

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be...Also my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be !

Just been told by my Doctor that I'm paranoid...I'm wondering who else he's told !

Performance enhancing drugs are shite...I've never won a fishing match ever !

Performance enhancing drugs are a waste are shite...I've never won a single fishing match

Diarrhoea is such a shitty word to spell !