Morgan 46 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 I fancy one of the small ones for the back window of my Golf. That'll confuse people! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tess 3 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 i want some small ones, when they going on sale boys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 4, 2011 i want some small ones, when they going on sale boys Thought you liked big one's Tess? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan 46 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 Fnarr, fnarr. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woolie02866 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 where can i get some of those beuities from Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vard66 1 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 Heh. A C1, Joe, really? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mokicat 24 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 Stickers will be going on sale in the next few days, there will be a shopping cart on the forum to order and buy them via paypal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpiderMonkey 12 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 Who will be the first staff member to ask for a freebie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 Heh. A C1, Joe, really? Its sarahs, and its completely free to own/run in every way (including petrol, but since she did 120 miles to a tenner last week, thats not as impressive as it sounds)... so bite my enormous chauffered nuts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan 46 Report post Posted August 4, 2011 Munky, mate... Being a passenger in a Citroen C1 does not qualify as being "chauffeured". Get yourself a proper motor, and stop hiding behind your wife's skirts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vard66 1 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Bam. Thank you, Morgan - Joe, no excuse. And as far as first to ask for free stickers goes, I know I'm not staff, but I do have several pictures of our dear Joseph with which to bargain/threaten... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Munky, mate... Being a passenger in a Citroen C1 does not qualify as being "chauffeured". More likely to qualify you for (mental) incapacity benefit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan 46 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Bam. Thank you, Morgan - Joe, no excuse. I realise I am pushing my luck a bit with slagging Joe off... ... Have you seen what I drive these days? Still, driving a DSG-equipped Golf GT with 236 lb/ft torque has got to be better than sitting in the passenger seat of a ladies' handbag Citroen C1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Still, driving a DSG-equipped Golf GT with 236 lb/ft torque has got to be better than sitting in the passenger seat of a ladies' handbag Citroen C1. Can't argue with the truth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tess 3 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 i want some small ones, when they going on sale boys Thought you liked big one's Tess? tony, that was our little secret Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Munky, mate... Being a passenger in a Citroen C1 does not qualify as being "chauffeured". Get yourself a proper motor, and stop hiding behind your wife's skirts. I thought it would be right up your street since you gave up on driving a while back and decided mpg is the only thing that matters... its soulless, slow, ugly and does 70mpg... its your dream car! Vard, fuck off. I will ban you without a seconds hesitation, and I'll enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Anyways, lets stop distracting the poor guy ..... he's got an order page to sort out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 I havent, thats waz's job Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 5, 2011 I havent, thats waz's job Oh ... OK, then you can chivvy Waz along, eh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 It will be up asap. I'm not collecting the stickers til monday anyway so there's no rush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vard66 1 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Vard, fuck off. I will ban you without a seconds hesitation, and I'll enjoy it. ... I don't think I like having you in charge. It makes me antsy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 5, 2011 It will be up asap. I'm not collecting the stickers til monday anyway so there's no rush Ah .... but just think of all those advance orders you could get in three days! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc 28 Report post Posted August 5, 2011 Vard, fuck off. I will ban you without a seconds hesitation, and I'll enjoy it. I don't think I like having you in charge. It makes me antsy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan 46 Report post Posted August 6, 2011 I thought it would be right up your street since you gave up on driving a while back and decided mpg is the only thing that matters... its soulless, slow, ugly and does 70mpg... its your dream car! Funny you should say that... I dropped the kids off at my parents' place in Cheshunt today, but the M25 was completely screwed for the return journey, so I instructed the sat-nav to only use B-roads to get me home. No M-ways, no A-roads. Just twisties. I then threw caution to the wind, and drove the Golf like I stole it, in a 30 mile B-road thrash of epic proportions. There's nothing to make you feel more alive than driving a car very, very quickly indeed. It was an absolute hoot, and suddenly, the GTi chassis started to make a lot more sense than it does on my M25/M1 daily commute. The DSG 'box also upped its game, delivering lightning-fast changes to ensure the turbo was always kept on-boost. I covered a LOT of ground, VERY quickly. Licence-losing quickly, in parts. And I STILL averaged 45.5mpg over 30 miles of driving like Ken Block's evil twin. Schweeeeeeeeet! Or I could get a C1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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